• "Vlad? I'm glad he's gone!
    He tried to bake me once.
    That did not make me go
    "heehee!" "- Pillsbury doughboy
  • "No Comment"
    - the gingerbread man
  • "he was the most delicious man
    with a mustache i ever met"
    - wolfgang puck
  • "in the cooking world the first
    rule you're taught is never get high
    on your own supply, but he will
    be missed, sort of".
    - Anthony Bordaine
  • "Vlad's cookin now!"
    - Rachel Ray
  • "Now that he's gone, I've got no
    one left to challenge me and I'll
    be free to wear my "worlds best chef"
    apron whenever/wherever, guilt free"
    - Bobby Flay

  • "ya know, it's really sad that
    he's gone...BAM!"
    - Emeril
  • "vlad was just as sweet as sugar ya'll. I bet we coulda baked a cake with him and had a party ya'll"
    - Paula Dean.
  • "vlad was kind of a douche"
    - Mario Batali
  • "who hates fondant? It doesn't
    even make sense. I hope he's
    floating on clouds of fondant now. Sweet revenge."
    - Duff Goodman (ace of cakes)
  • "Let's set him & forget him"
    - Chief Ronco
  • "awww vlad! I'm gonna miss that guy!"
    - nikki jean
  • these quotes are all fictitious about
    a fictitious person and fictitious pastries.


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damn. we wish we had hired you at the bakery. we care as much about our hair. actually you are perfect semi-sweet and baked just right. we feel like we left these ones in the perfect hands, or should we say feet. how do we hire you, instead of that fool roscoe?


this is not just a fad.